Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life.

Goes to boyfriends house

Attempts to seduce him

Not in the mood

Pissed

Goes downstairs

Starts cutting onions

Hears a loud gruffy voice

"Oy laddy!"

Turns around

Sees Shrek lying on the couch naked

Compelled by his soulful look

Walks towards him in a trance-like state

Shrek stands up

Kneels down

Starts sucking

"Bend ovar laddie"

Bends

Shrek puts massive dick inside y tender and tight ass

Screams out in pain

Shrek doesn’t stop

Cums in my ass

Leaves.

Next day…

Shrek’s sperm causes HIV

HIV turns to AIDS

Dies

Reincarnated as Fiona.

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life